The 'Dirty Weekend' Kit

Complete Campervan & 4x4 Detailing Kit

Four bottles for the mess that comes home with your van.

✔️ 4 × full-size 500ml detailing products
✔️ Cleans paintwork, glass, trim, dashboards, kitchens, wheels and more
✔️ Safe for ceramic coatings, waxes and sealants
✔️ Made in Britain
✔️ FREE premium microfibre cloth included

Mud down the sides.

Wet footprints in the cab.

Grease around the hob.

Fingerprints across the windscreen.

Dust on the dashboard.

That’s what happens when a campervan or 4x4 actually gets used.

The Play Dirty Detailing Kit gives you four products to deal with the main cleaning jobs inside and outside your vehicle, without filling the garage with a shelf full of different bottles.

One shampoo. One multipurpose cleaner. One glass cleaner. One trim dressing.

Then go and get it dirty again.

Made for Vehicles That Actually Get Used

This kit was put together for the sort of vehicles we know at Play Dirty.

Campervans coming back from wet weekends away.

4x4s that have been down muddy tracks.

Vans carrying bikes, dogs, boots and camping gear.

Vehicles doing long motorway journeys through rain, road salt and traffic film.

It is not a 20-stage detailing system.

It is four straightforward products for cleaning the areas of your vehicle that actually get dirty.

What’s Included?

Filthy Dirty – pH Neutral Vehicle Shampoo | 500ml

For the dirt you can see from the other side of the car park.

Mud.

Road grime.

Traffic film.

Dead insects after a long motorway journey.

Filthy Dirty is a high-foam, pH-neutral shampoo for washing the outside of your vehicle without stripping existing ceramic coatings, waxes or sealants.

• 500ml bottle
• pH neutral
• High-foam formula
• Safe for ceramic coatings, waxes and sealants
• Suitable for paintwork, glass and exterior trim
• Highly concentrated

Use it after: muddy campsites, winter roads, motorway journeys, green lanes and weekends away.

Work Horse – All Purpose Cleaner | 500ml

For the dirt that makes it inside.

Muddy footprints in the cab.

Grease around the cooker.

Dust across the dashboard.

Grime around the doors.

Brake dust and muck around the wheels.

Work Horse is a heavy-duty multipurpose cleaner for hard surfaces inside and outside your vehicle.

Use it on:

• Kitchen worktops
• Cooker surrounds
• Dashboards
• Door cards
• Interior plastics
• Vinyl flooring
• Engine bays
• Wheels
• Wheel arches
• General hard surfaces

It can also be diluted up to 1:5 for lighter cleaning jobs.

Especially useful if your van contains dogs, bikes, children, muddy boots or some combination of the four.

Dead Clear – Glass Cleaner | 500ml

For the smear you only notice when the sun is directly in your eyes.

Dead Clear is an alcohol-boosted glass cleaner designed to remove fingerprints, traffic film, interior haze and smears from your vehicle glass.

• 500ml bottle
• Removes fingerprints
• Cuts through traffic film
• Removes interior haze
• Fast evaporating
• Streak-free finish
• No residue
• Ammonia-free

Particularly useful if you drive a campervan with a huge windscreen and a lot of glass.

Trim Tonic – Interior Trim Dressing | 500ml

For the dashboard that is technically clean but still looks tired.

Trim Tonic restores colour and depth to interior plastics and leaves a satin finish rather than a high-gloss shine.

• 500ml bottle
• Restores colour and depth
• UV protection
• Anti-static finish
• Factory-style satin appearance

Use it on dashboards and interior plastic trim once the surface has been cleaned.

FREE Premium Microfibre Cloth

Every kit also includes one premium microfibre cloth at no extra cost.

Four Bottles. Not Forty.

You do not need a different bottle for every panel in the van.

Between the four products in this kit, you can clean:

• Paintwork
• Glass
• Exterior trim
• Dashboards
• Interior plastics
• Door cards
• Campervan kitchens
• Interior panels
• Wheels
• Wheel arches
• Engine bays
• General hard surfaces

That means fewer bottles in the garage and a much simpler routine when the van comes home dirty.

What You Receive

• 1 × Filthy Dirty Vehicle Shampoo – 500ml
• 1 × Work Horse All Purpose Cleaner – 500ml
• 1 × Dead Clear Glass Cleaner – 500ml
• 1 × Trim Tonic Interior Dressing – 500ml
• 1 × Premium Microfibre Cloth – FREE

Who Is It For?

This kit is suitable for:

• Campervans
• 4x4s
• Overland vehicles
• Commercial vans
• Motorhomes
• Cars
• Adventure vehicles

And particularly useful for vehicles carrying:

• Dogs
• Bikes
• Camping gear
• Muddy boots
• Children
• Wet outdoor kit

Made in Britain

All four detailing products in the kit are made in Britain.

Each bottle contains 500ml.

The four products cost £44.96 when bought individually.

The complete kit is £39 and includes a premium microfibre cloth.

Why Play Dirty?

Play Dirty grew out of Wildworx, where we build and maintain campervans that are designed to be used.

They travel.

They carry bikes and dogs.

They get parked in fields.

They drive through winter salt and motorway grime.

They come back dirty.

That is the type of vehicle this range was built around.

• Universal

Free UK shipping for orders over £100. The team will be in touch to discuss delivery of larger items. 

Built for adventure. Backed by Play Dirty. Our eligible own-brand products come with a 3-year product warranty, a 5-year finish warranty and a 30-day fit guarantee. Giving you confidence in what you buy and support if something goes wrong.

30-Day Fit Guarantee: Get your fit confirmed by us before ordering. If the product doesn’t fit the vehicle we approved, let us know within 30 days of delivery. We’ll cover return carriage and arrange the correct replacement or a refund.

3-Year Product Warranty: If your product fails due to a material or manufacturing defect within three years, we’ll repair or replace it free of charge, including the necessary carriage costs.

5-Year Finish Warranty: Our covered exterior products are protected against rust, peeling and coating failure caused by manufacturing defects for five years. If the finish fails, we’ll refinish or replace the affected component. Accidental damage, stone chips and normal wear are excluded.

Applies to eligible products. Full terms and exclusions apply. Your statutory rights are unaffected.

We build expedition campervans every day. Every product we offer has been designed with real-world experience and is tested on our own vehicles before reaching our customers.